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Sunday, April 13, 2008

"Things Guys Should Do for Girls"

Taken from the Facebook group: "There Are Some Things Guys Should Always Do for Girls. Period." by Dan Marlowe and Justin Sullivan. Black is quoted, green is added.

The following is not a list of rules. They're suggestions to encourage guys to be gentlemen. Take 'em or leave 'em.

0. There are always exceptions to this list. The foundational exception is when you actually talk to the her and she says something different than what is included within this list. These suggestions don't provide you with the holy grail of dating or offer you the Ten Commandments for the Ladies Man, they're simply a push in the right direction for being a gentleman.

1. Open doors when possible - whether it be to a building or the passenger car door. the classic example that's stood the test of time.

3. A man should tolerate the occasional chick flick, musical, opera, or ballet - whatever her preference is - *without* complaining about it! (Because the guy may just like it.)

4. Play one of the songs that would make any woman weep like the little girl she once was (but in a good way). A brief list includes, but certainly isn't limited, to:
"You & Me" by Lifehouse yessss
Anything by Frank Sinatra
Any rendition of "Everything I Do, I Do it for You"
"Collide" by Howie Day
"Out Of My League" by Steven Speaks
And MOST IMPORTANTLY "Question" by the Old 97's (if you propose to a girl with this song, she is putty in your hands).
("Putty in your hands" is not meant to promote "using women" in any way. This group does not encourage guys to be polite in order to get her into bed.)

5. Talk! The strong & silent bit goes from intriguing to boring quite fast. amen.

6. Find out what her favorite flower is and buy them for her randomly (regardless of the situation you might be in). A simple yet profound truth: a single rose says more than dozens of anything else.

7. If you miss her, or love her, TELL HER! Even your friends like to hear it every now & again.

8. Re-enact Zales commercials (the ice is nice but certainly not mandatory). haha

9. Remember: the best gifts you can give are usually free of cost.

10. Leave a note (or send a message) just to say "hi".

13. PRIDE & PREJUDICE ...that's all I have to say about that (I mean, that should speak for itself). (It's even more impressive if he has read the book.) well I won't hold anyone to that, I haven't read the book... but the movie, yes.

15. Learn to dance! hehehehe, or teach us how to dance.

17. When she's sick, stay up with her. If you can cook (which is *always* a plus), make her some soup. If you can't cook, there's Campbell's soup at hand for you.

18. Pretend to throw her in the pool (or fountain/pond). If you really do throw her in, you'd better jump in yourself. **NOTE** There are some women who just hate this apparently, so you had better do two things: 1) Never allow your buddies be a part of it if you're unsure of how she feels about getting thrown in and 2) You had better know how she feels about it!

19. Hold her hand while you talk, drive, or just for the heck of it (it's the small things that win you big points).

21. Stupid jokes = awkwardly adorable moments. so true :D

22. Tickle her, tease her, let her tease you back without getting all bent out of shape about it.

24. Offer her your jacket/sweatshirt. (Note: you may not see that particular item of clothing for a while, if ever again).

25. Don't be too proud to apologize.

26. It's not stalking to watch her sleep if you fall asleep watching a movie. It is stalking to watch her sleep if you're standing outside her window with night vision goggles.

29. Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you are completely incapable of calling when you say you will, it just means you are highly incapable of it. There are few acceptable answers to, "Why didn't you call?", & being male is not one of them.

31. Guys - always offer to pay for the date. No matter how expensive it gets, especially if YOU asked HER on the date. [if she is willing to pay now and again, don't let your "man pride" get in the way of her wanting to give back to you. she should understand money can be tight - especially when you're always buying]

32. Always do everything in your power to keep her as happy as you can. And cheer her up in any way possible. [if she isn't always happy - and i've never met a girl who is - don't be afraid of her and don't be stupid and always, unquestioningly, blame it on PMS. be there WITH her when times are tough and she wants you there.] but don't TELL her you think she's suffering from PMS.

34. At least do everything in your power to keep cursing to a minimum while around her. If you can, cut it out period while around her, or cut it out of your vocabulary. Women don't want to hear it, guys don't care about it, adults don't want to hear it, it doesn't impress employers, and you sure won't want your children or someone else's to hear it!

35. Sometimes you have to take the initiative. Don't always wait for her to come to you, because if that's how it always is, you're going to lose her.

37. If a woman says no, let that be her final answer with maybe one question of confirmation after her first answer. Do not pressure or force her in any way after that. Don't make her give in to something she doesn't want to do.

38. Always be honest with her. No woman wants or likes a dishonest man. If you can't be honest with her, she can't trust you, and shows you don't trust her enough to be honest. Trust, honesty and integrity are just as an integral part of a relationship and just as important as love.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. Can't go wrong opening doors.

3. Watching chick flicks makes us sappy...it's like a guaranteed good mood.

4. Everything I Do...Sigh...
Being serenaded with Annie's Song never hurts either.

5. Nuff said.

6. Artificial flowers never count. Ever.

7. Yes!

8. Zales commercial? Dad always turns those off!

13. How I wish I could watch Pride & Prejudice. If only my theif of a daughter would give it back.

17. True love at it's finest...

18. If you DO throw her in the water, expect the payback to be painful. ;o)

24. Never again. We like to hang on to those treasures.

25. An apology will take you farther than 1,000 roses.

32. You can *think* PMS, but if you utter the word or even alude to it, you're toast. Doesn't matter if you're right.

34. Vulgar language is a sign of ignorace or laziness, neither is an attractive quality.

38. Amen.


Mom<><

Anonymous said...

Shut up, I know I spelled it wrong. I was just making sure you were paying attention.

Anonymous said...

In the spirit of apologizing as loud as you accuse...

I humbly admit that my thief of a daughter did NOT take my P&P DVD, this time. Her past thievery made me hide it, but then I forgot where I hid it, and, well, I found it.

Sigh.

Good thing we don't actually bet, or I'd owe her money.

Mom<><

chickwithbrains said...

*nods head solemnly then looks to the sky * amen.

chickwithbrains said...

oh and, there is no #2. jes thought you'd like to know that guys cant count either. ;)

Moriah said...

haha, there's no #2 because I didn't do a full quote; I just quoted the ones I felt were relevant and I agreed with. ;)